Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.

Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?

by RogerTango July 29, 2012

12-yr-old internet kid

The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.

Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny

Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason

Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"

Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway

by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017

Internet Explorer

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.

When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.

by John #2 July 12, 2005

Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.

"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."

by GMB October 9, 2004

internet meme

A short phrase, picture, or combination of the two that gets repeated in message boards and Barrens chat for far, far longer than anything ever ought to be. Imagine a small child being surprised by a jack-in-the-box every single time the toy springs out and you'll have a fairly good idea of what the collective internet considers witty.

"Chuck Norris kicked a man so hard that it cured cancer!"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"

by xqby June 24, 2008

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

Internet Male Syndrome

A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.

It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league

by BrettRobb July 10, 2007