by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.
Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.
I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.
I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.
I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
by Alyssiaxxxxxxxxxxemo May 31, 2010

a name that is given to someone that does not know the meaning of it, in effort to make fun of them and piss them off at the same time.
by matt g October 2, 2004

by OMGITzJustin March 9, 2011

1) When a male touches another male, the male being touched has an orgasm and breathes deeply on the first male.
by Occult People October 16, 2010

The breeze you feel against your skin from the too-close-for-comfort harried and rapid flight and flap of pigeons, most specifically on city streets.
Failure to properly navigate a flock of hobbling pigeons can lead to a grazing of one's head by dirty wing, or more commonly, a gust of pigeon wind across the face from their frenzied and often disoriented departure.
"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."
"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."
by Shaira December 14, 2008
