Hasslehorf

What we call deer around Detroit, Michigan.

Last night on Belle Isle a hasslehorf snuck up on me when I was takin' a pisser.

by Jeremy Tims May 12, 2012

haessler

Someone with chubby cheeks

Wow that guy is chubby he is a real Haessler

by GodHimself2 July 18, 2014

Hasselrampage

When a Hasselbrink is pissed off or drunk and pissed off for no logical reason.

Person 1: Did you see Kyle last night?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Total Hasselrampage

by 666_Devils_Eyes September 22, 2014

Hass

Hass is what you say when it is too much hassle to say hassle

Thinking of an example of using this word is way too much hass

by willy topp May 18, 2015

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hässels

Back fat

My Hässels are HUGE.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016

Hassan

hassan

hassan job

by bouhatous December 13, 2016