Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Handsome

If you think a guy is handsome you're look at his everything. As in his mind, his heart, his personality, his everything.

He's not hot, he's handsome.

by LOLiWinNorah April 29, 2012

Handsome Shark

An attractive male, bearing similarities to sharks. Examples of known, handsome sharks are Michael Fassbender (His smile is extremely wide, showing off all his teeth, very much like a shark) and the character Simon form the E4 series Misfits.
A handsome shark is sexy, maybe pale and a little bit bad.

Girl 1:"Did you see that guy, he was so hot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he was a total shark"

Quote from Misfits 2x03
Kelly: What have I told you about dicking around with Simon?
Nathan: Who’s dicking around?
Kelly: You put your tongue in his mouth!
Nathan: Ah, Jesus. Alright, alright. So I got a bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big beautiful eyes; he’s like a… he’s like a handsome shark! I couldn’t help myself. I love him.

by KrisaDraglos October 9, 2011

Winnipeg Handshake

The pop culture definition of a stabbing in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Referring to the act of attacking someone with a knife.

Man, I really hate that guy, if I see him again I'll give him a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Shyfted April 11, 2011

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005

handshake

1. The grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. Computer Science. An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.

Jerds gives Spengler The Handshake™.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Handsome Andy

A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."

Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?

by Ramon187 December 15, 2010