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Australian Handshake

A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.

Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Lance:
Nice to meet you!

Gary:
Nice to meet you too!

Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!

Gary:
G'Day!!
by Blocky D November 12, 2010
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Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.
by onejackofff July 24, 2007
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Niga handshake

When a person exchanges a nigga happy meal for a epic nigga Royal with chucky cheese as a whore
Yooooo did you just see Ronald give my nigga Jesus a niga handshake?
by Chucky cheesus christ February 18, 2020
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Caribbean Handshake

The cool Caribbean street man's form of hello. A melange of the traditional white man handshake and the African American handshake, with added bells and whistles because everything takes longer in the Caribbean. A traditional handshake begins, immediately leading into an interlocking of thumbs, then the pullback to the fingertip handshake, then a dap and chake, then to a series of two vertical fist bumps. The Caribbean handshake is usually concluded with a diagonal placement of the right forearm across your chest like a midieval knight would do. For effect, the one armed hug can also be performed while the fingertip handshake portion occurs.
Tourists can never replicate the complicated, locally-created proceedure of the Caribbean handshake, so if you do it well, it proves you are truly a cool local.
by Voodoo Dude October 13, 2008
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Rusty Handshake

Its where you shit in your hand. Then shake your mates hand.
Mate: Hayy sup m8

You: Hi would u like a handshake?

Mate: Sure

You: *shakes hand*

Mate: Oi mate i do believe u just gave me a rusty handshake
by En Sanchez Lupoa August 29, 2009
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Idaho Handshake

The traditional greeting of perverted native Idaho people performed by sticking a finger or thumb up another persons anus instead of shaking hands. This usually comes before even kissing or the common juvenile sexual definitions of first, second, and third base.
"I just met this guy Matt and he gave me an Idaho Handshake on the dance floor!"
by -Brother Dave December 31, 2007
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french handshake

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.
by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003
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