Winnipeg Handshake

Smashing a beer bottle on the ground and jabbing it toward someone with a hand shaking motion.

I lipped this guy off so he jumped out of the back of his car and greeted me with a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Lingus April 5, 2006

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

office hands

some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor

he has office hands from his job. he has soft office hands.

by Just Put Italian May 2, 2010

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Handsome

If you think a guy is handsome you're look at his everything. As in his mind, his heart, his personality, his everything.

He's not hot, he's handsome.

by LOLiWinNorah April 29, 2012

Handsome Shark

An attractive male, bearing similarities to sharks. Examples of known, handsome sharks are Michael Fassbender (His smile is extremely wide, showing off all his teeth, very much like a shark) and the character Simon form the E4 series Misfits.
A handsome shark is sexy, maybe pale and a little bit bad.

Girl 1:"Did you see that guy, he was so hot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he was a total shark"

Quote from Misfits 2x03
Kelly: What have I told you about dicking around with Simon?
Nathan: Who’s dicking around?
Kelly: You put your tongue in his mouth!
Nathan: Ah, Jesus. Alright, alright. So I got a bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big beautiful eyes; he’s like a… he’s like a handsome shark! I couldn’t help myself. I love him.

by KrisaDraglos October 9, 2011