to "hamburgle" is to make love to the ass without any actual penetration of said ass. hamburgling is comparable to titty fucking a set of breasts, the difference being that your dick is between a set of ass cheeks rather than a set of breasts.
Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be hxc and has pit sweats which can be seen from 50 feet away. The stench can be smelled from 80 feet. Ingrid Hamburgers are scene queens gone completely bad! (completely demented to the max) The ingrid species
tend to wear melting eyeliner causing the hamburger to eventually go blind.
Person 1: Oh no someone ate my 300 hamburgers.
Person 2: IT WAS INGRID HAMBURGER!!!!!!