Hostage

Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.

Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!

by Giselle June 17, 2004

HostileApostle

Harry Poster like being. Normally homosexual, loves to watch men undress. Often says "I am gay, I want to lick your cheek!" to men it finds attractive.

so|o-Hostile
Billy Bob (wow)

by Lotis April 15, 2003

Hostos Community College

The most fucked up community college in New York City. The majority of students are wanna be black Hispanics and a bunch of black folks fresh off the boat from Africa. There's a big rumor that the majority of students in Hostos have AIDS due to the fact that they all sleep with each other. There's only a handful of whites and Asians in the campus and they all probably suffer from culture shock. If you plan on applying to a community college never apply to Hostos unless you want to waste 3-4 years of your life in a crappy Associate's degree that you could get in 2 years some where else where you could actually be taught by real professors and have a healthy student environment.

Ike: I freaking hate my life dude!
Mike: What happened?
Ike: Do you remember that community college I applied to?
Mike: Hostos Community College?
Ike: Yeah.....
Ike: that place is full blacks and Hispanics with only few white students.
Mike: is there any hot white girls?
Ike: No man!
Mike: damn dude you messed up!

by Britfag666 November 24, 2009

Hostile Intent

"Realistic" modification for the Half-Life engine that will never come out.

Hostile Intent will be done on August 1st.

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

Chocolate Hostage

To hold your shit in.

I had to keep my chocolate hostage.

by Raz April 11, 2003

held hostage

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!

jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!

she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!

he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Hostage Brituation '08

The name www.ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com gave to the Spears/Federline standoff on January 3rd, 2008.

"Dudddeee did you hear about Hostage Brituation '08?!?"
"Yeah I'm reading about it on PerezHilton.com!!"

by the chick with the teased hair. January 13, 2008