cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

gunko

to insert an item into someones colon while they are passed out or asleep. And when they awaken, they are unaware of their condition.

Jim passed out at a rave, so i stuffed taco shells up his ass, and when he woke up he didnt know why his ass hurt.

by Steinwell August 16, 2003

Gunk

A psychedelic new genre of music combining grunge and punk.

Mikey: Turn that shit off bro!
Regis: Fuck you! This is some hardcore gunk shit.
Mikey: Oh really? I'm trippin' balls! Sorry bro, let me get you a beer.

by Ambassador-C May 19, 2008

Gunkle

To epicly fail

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle

by the ungunkle January 21, 2009

gunka

The crusty stuff in the corner of your eye after sleeping.
Sometimes also referred to as an eye booger.

That guy must have just gotten out of bed, because he still has a gunka in his eye.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

by Joe January 7, 2004

Gunt

Gunt; (noun); her pink Gunt. The very small piece of soft pink flesh that links the opening of the vagina to the opening of the anus. This is a smaller piece of flesh compared to the much bigger males Gooch which links the bottom of the scrotum to the anus.

I took Maz home after the party flipped her on her front and while I was down there I tickled here gunt with my nose till she couldn't take it any more.

by Toby-larone February 13, 2012