Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.

Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

going on guesses

A phrase that describes how some people who don’t know much just go around guessing the answers to everything in order to appear as if they know something.

Yeah, at one time I thought he was a master of trivia but then I realized he had only mastered the art of appearing confidently knowledgeable while he was actually going on guesses.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

guenst

an individual who requires a heavy black bag on the head in an attempt to have any variety of sexual activity

My god girl... you are a guenst - up on your knees and put your head under the blanket!

by monkeysmomma December 14, 2008

guest blogging

The act of blogging for someone else, in place of someone else, or on someone else's blog.

This week, Spot is guest blogging on Rover's blog. Hope it is not too rough.

by Skip M. January 6, 2008

guest blogging

The act of blogging for someone else, in place of someone else, or on someone else's blog.

This week, Spot is guest blogging on Rover's blog. Hope it is not too rough.

by Skip M. January 6, 2008

guestage

Hybrid of Guest-Hostage, A guest that is required to be in a function or location at the behest of an influential third party.

I was a guestage at Lonny's horrible play, opening night no less, and I had to go because my girlfriend wouldn't give me any if I didn't support her gay roommate's theatric endeavors.

by Uzbek86 April 12, 2009