grumpy

Grumpy - als in grumpy old men

BBC program Grumpy Old Men -
50 year olds moaning about society,
from cell phones to litter on the streets.
Very humorous. Not at all the sexual connotation!

by Martin - Holland May 22, 2006

Grumpkins

Blumpkin from a Solid gold robot

Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot

by shabunia February 13, 2009

Grumpy Cat

When you tie up a girl and you're going down on her and she's just about to cum and, just before she does, you pull away and quit and "meow" like a grumpy cat.

This girl was so pissed because I gave her the grumpy cat.

by cmahoney September 28, 2014

grumpy pumpkin

the person who is the giver of a grumpkin

I'm going to make that bird a grumpy pumpkin by the end of the night

by steesher December 26, 2011

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

Cockus Grumpus

That moment when you do something so minor that it doesn't matter but its still pretty cockus grumpus, that moment for when you need something to say but you dont know what, cockus grumpus, that moment when you do something so incredibly epic that there is no other way of describing it, Cockus Grumpus

Man 1: ayoo i just flicked this paper off the desk
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 1:...
Man 2:...
Man 1:...
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus

Man 3: Hey Guys you will never guess what, I just bought 16 pounds of weed!!
Man 1 and Man 2 simultaneously : COCKUS GRUMPUS!!!!

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 19, 2021

grimpsta

one who habitually or criminally pimps one's grandmother, and/or one who habitually or criminally pimps the elderly

I seen this little white grimpsta leave off drinking his pepto-bismizol and crack the bottle right in this wrinkly old ho's face over one 9/11 coupon ($20)

by dillettante October 12, 2006