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Groomer

An adult that seeks to sexualize a child through brainwashing so they can have intercourse with them. They are also known as liberals, leftists, Democrat voters, Democrats, pedophiles..
Groomer(teacher): I can't wait until the new school year starts. So many innocent children to take advantage of. It's awesome that the Democrats in government allow and support it.
by _Jon_Doe_ August 18, 2023
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Groove Metal

Groove metal (also known as post-thrash or power groove) is a derivative form of thrash metal that is played at a moderate pace and places a greater emphasis on 'groove' and syncopation. This style was popularized in the early 1990s by the bands Prong and Pantera.
Lamb of God are my favorite groove metal band.
by Gucciandmoneyz July 23, 2024
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Groomer Brown

Any male from the Islamic community. Enriching our Society, Diversity is our strength
Popped into town and could see Tony the crackhead scoring again off the groomer browns.
by DeathwishDave July 24, 2024
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groove tunes

Some particularly groovy shit. Often used to express good quality or use in an item or object. Can be used to describe good ass music, movies, or other media.
" Hell yeah! These new kicks are groove tunes! "
by mike-Ox.long July 30, 2024
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groofer

A person who spaces out and dissociates frequently, but in a nonchalant/demure and auramaxxing way.

Typa shit grumstick would do.
Grumstick is such a groofer, he's gonna get groofed.

Damn that guy is staring into the distance groofer style, nothing going on in that head.
by marsxiang August 20, 2024
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Groomers

A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.
Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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