goobington

A colloquial variation of “goober”. Can be used interchangeably.

-Bro, don’t be such a goobington.

-Omg Felicia is such a goobington.

by Ruraldefs April 23, 2024

Groving

the act of sticking your chin out in an angry manner

Dude look at that guy over there he is totally groving.

by Jace Cherry May 5, 2024

Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"

by Greeny95 May 8, 2024

Gobing

Gobing
When two people connect butts from anus to anus and poop at the same time. When the two poops touch it’s called a “Gobe,” while “Gobing” is the entire act itself.

Brittney and Mikey went to Taco Bell so they could spend their anniversary gobing.

by 4TheLoveOfGobe May 18, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

groinucopia

A bar, restaurant, or other place of public accommodation providing a fertile environment for negotiating spontaneous sexual liaisons. a portmanteau of groin + cornucopia, a horn of plenty

Ask any business traveler who regularly visits Chicago where you can go to find a little noncommital romance and they'll point you to Carr's Cavern, generally regarded as the Midwest's premier groinucopia.

by FitofPeak2 June 16, 2024