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Greasy Horse 

1) A hockey player for the Vancouver Canucks, sometimes referred to as "Sopel" who doesn't cut his hair (or wash it).
2) Anyone who follows the ways of definition #1
1) GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE!
2) Hey check out that greasy horse!... Ha ha ha!
Greasy Horse by Bubs May 5, 2003

greasy TNT 

A skanky whore who stinks up the internet instead of doing housework. Contact with this nasty bitch should be avoided at all costs. She is an ass-munching freak.
Greasy is the biggest skankiest nut-wad ever.
greasy TNT by mamadred April 15, 2005

Greasy Canadian

A sexual interaction when the male rubs his head of hair on a girls moist vagina. Then stands up and says "feels good, eh?"

Used in foreplay.
Dude, i totally pulled a greasy canadian with becky. And i was greasy enough to make a mohawk!

Greasy Nonce Nugget

A phrase used in calling a BIG FAT CUNT WHO IS A DIRTY PAEDOPHILE!!!!
YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!
Greasy Nonce Nugget by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015

Greasy Spoon 

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.
Greasy Spoon by Adultie January 11, 2018

Greasy Fingers 

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.
Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.
Greasy Fingers by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018