god 

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

god by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018

God 

The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.

Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence

God by Motherffatman September 7, 2018

God 

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

God by sadvalem October 2, 2018

God 

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

God by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God 

Steffen Karl Stefansonn

Stefon is God looking above us.

God by Connor_ok October 25, 2018

God 

A woman

the only God I follow is a woman

God by mercurydaughter November 4, 2018

God 

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

God by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018