gloopmaxing

sucking on an enormous, gigantic, large, of extra size, lengthy, beefy, tall, thick, brown, white, hard, soft, dick of unnecessary proportions

Lukas like gloopmaxing to Brennen, Matthew, and T-Sizzle's massive schlongs

by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

gloopamitorial

Something obnoxious but impressive at the same time

Thats quite gloopamitorial I must say

by asdfgbcd November 21, 2024

Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024

Glooptagloptula

Caleb from my 1,000 lb sisters looking dumb "you gotta ride coming."

the boy was in his glooptagloptula era

by tworealkidneys January 9, 2025

Glooptagloptula

Caleb looking dumb on on my 1,000 lb sisters "you got a ride coming"

"He bud, you miss me?"
"Glooptagloptula!"

by tworealkidneys January 9, 2025