Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.

"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.

by Chris Ewing July 29, 2005

moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

by Jesse December 01, 2003

Gary Cherone

Lead singer of the great 80's band called Extreme. Extreme eventually broke up ,Cherone replaced Sammy Hagar and brought on the death of Van Halen

I'd rather listen to that Van Hagar shit than Gary Cherone

by frat January 03, 2005

Gary Lewis

some gay guy.

she said: do you know gary lewis?
he said: Gary Lewis? He's gay!

by eeer March 05, 2009

gary colemen

the act of pooping in any bodely opening

after that i just want to give her the gary colemen and be done with it

by curtis lewis October 17, 2006

Scary Gary

The weird guy that lives next door

Scary Gary's sunbathing nude on the roof again

by Rick Hickson August 23, 2004

gary indiana

bad ass city
the only cool city in indiana
michael and janet jackson are from there
full of steel mills and big buildings with broken windows

i hail from GI gary indiana

by mikegalajfljdfakljlsj March 14, 2008