Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"

Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Gordon

A galloping sausage.

Hey look a gordon

by Johngle arson September 8, 2025

Gordon Ramsay

big mean

Gordon Ramsay

by TapCat February 10, 2021

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

by Excited Barry January 22, 2016

gordon

a mother fucker who always argue with you. Give negative feedback all the times and is your pain in the ass.

look at that fucking gordon. all you cooked is shit.

by such a fucking random gay November 21, 2021

Gordon

An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.

"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"

by arealdude111 August 17, 2017