Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.
“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”
by The infamous defecator July 02, 2024
A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
by iL0VEbeer May 30, 2024
by Emarie21 June 16, 2016
We should add it.
N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024
When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck
Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?
by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024
by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024