frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

bowl of frozen blue berries

A superb depression snack

Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berries

by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 2, 2015

Frozen Fry

Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown

Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Frozen delight

When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.

Mexican: “Eat it”

Geck: “No”

Mexican: “It’s spicy”

Geck: “No it’s not”

Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”

by BoobaBoba069 July 15, 2022

frozen felice

Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...

Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”

by Gorillanuttz January 22, 2020

frozen peaches

A southern expression used to convey a sense of astonishment/ excitement

Frozen peaches! I dropped my boiled peanuts on Jimmy!

by Bunnyslipper May 8, 2019