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front butt

not your "back butt" but your "front butt" This means privates in urban slang.
Watch out that you don't touch his front butt. He is peeing with it right now.
by BigBombingBoober December 21, 2003
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front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.
Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.
by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010
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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!
by rhinozrus February 19, 2009
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The Final Frontier

Iron Maidens 15th studio album possibly the greatest
Iron Maiden fan#1: you gettin the new iron maiden album?

Iron Maiden fan#2: the final frontier? hell ye its gunna be awsome
by jonnyrockzorz August 14, 2010
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full frontal lobotomy

A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.

These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.

Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.

The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.

The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.

Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."

Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."

Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
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Frontenac

Considered by many to be the best school in Kingston, Ontario. Also one of the best in Ontario based on our considerable OFSAA records. As stated in a 2011 original hit "grey and garnet" the students at frontenac are better than the local catholic school, holy cross (also known as horny crotch based on the considerable amount of sluts that go there), better than the other kingston catholic school, regi, and better than qecvi (another local school). We also have the best faculty in kingston area (particularly our math department) stomp every other school in athletics, and are just generally better.
Holy cross kid: "hey, let's go play some bball"

Regi kid: "nah man, those guys are all from frontenac, we'd embarrass ourselves"
by oh hot damn May 9, 2011
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