Frog In His Pocket

Interchangeable with 'stick up his ass'. Figurative statement meaning irritable or stuck up.

Dude did have you talked to John today? Has he got a frog in his pocket or what?

by Paulsac September 30, 2007

Frog Squatting

The act of squatting down on someones face until they croak.

I am going to be in serious trouble because of frog squatting.I Frog Squatted my girlfriend last night and now i cant get rid of the corpse.

by monkey juice July 18, 2009

frog hop

The act of avoiding splash back by crouching over the toilet and launching yourself after emptying your bowels.

I didn't frog hop in the port-o-potty, so I had to fight a bout of syphilis after enduring the splash back entering my rectum.

by golden cobros April 14, 2014

frog of acceptance

The frog of acceptance is a fat lard that really likes chez. He is always pregnant and loves lighting chilli chicken candles. He is practically a god. RESPECT THE FROG

OMFG ITS THE FROG OF ACCEPTANCE! *bows down*

by chillichicken101 November 21, 2016

frog shit

fishing in a hut with fishing bill, when he is queefing and pitching a loaf in the shitter, and fucking a monkey named fishing bill.

humping a cow on the fourth of july wiith a cow named bill, and a dill dill.

by fishing bill February 27, 2004

Frog Face

A person who often requests a fight in out of sight public spaces such as bathrooms or behind buildings.

that guy is a frog face, he just asked to take this fight to the bathroom!

by dazwazup July 4, 2012

Frog Farts

An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"

Frog farts! I just broke a nail!

by jsd9632 October 22, 2011