Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019

Bitch Fiddle

A derogatory term toward a standard 6-string guitar by someone who plays a guitar with 7 or more strings.

My Dean ML Modified 8 8-string would smash that fuckin bitch fiddle.

by Kung Fu Underwear Dogface Ninj October 29, 2019

mc fruddle doodle squeeze me

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.

Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am

by lowknotokbutitsfineig December 8, 2020

Frindle

another word for pencil; center of the contreversy in the book Frindle

During her peak hour of fury, Lorelai wrote a slam book about her back stabbing "friends" in frindle.

by Kp November 13, 2004

fiddlesticks

a word that means jack shit even though it's supposed to be something you say when you mess up. IT'S NOT A SAYING!

you dumbass, fiddlesticks isn't a word, you deserve two kicks in the ass

by iamthezebra August 15, 2010

friedle

long-nosed, short-legged poochie

Hey friedle go take a walk.

by paully May 3, 2006

Fiddler on the roof

A pedophile that hides on the rooftops waiting to fiddle unsuspecting little boys.

Oh shit the fiddler on the roof buggered poor timmy.

by Poepholl Pilot October 16, 2020