got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 20, 2015

Get on fort

Get on fort dumbass your friend is asking

ky: Get on fort 🥷🏿

Joe: ok

by Truthful™ September 23, 2022

pickle fort

A Nashville hussy with a pickle void.

Check out the sweet cheeks on that pickle fort in front of Western World!

by Rusty Dhodes July 3, 2024

Ava fort

She is fucking Thanos

Ava fort is thanos

by YoungLADD November 21, 2023

Kelly St Fort

A bop

Kelly St Fort over there? Oh yea she’s the bop of all bops.

by ellie peterson March 5, 2024

Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021

Fort

1. When a female attempts to hold in a fart, and it bubbles up into their vagina.

2. The act of gas passing out of a woman's anus, squeezing through her legs and labia, and ultimately ending in her vagina.

Martha tried hard to stop her fart, causing it instead to become a fort when it bubbled up between her thighs and filled her vagina.

by joeyJoeJoe10 April 19, 2022