clout clapped

hooking up with someone who is successful, rich or famous, simply for clout.

also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.

"yoooo I just clout clapped Pitbull I cant wait to tweet about this"

by TRASHLEYGARBAGE September 12, 2021

Clout Gas

Clout Gas simply put would be Vape Smoke. (only normies call it Vape Smoke)

"Dude there are so many high schoolers infecting the bus that i ride with Clout Gas."

by TotallyNotA_Normie February 5, 2019

Clout

Famous, solo, lone wolf is the real meaning you stupid motherfuckers

Yo can I be in yo next song nah man I’m clout

by anonymous September 8, 2020

clout

influence or power; first used in the classic film "High School Musical 2" by the character Mr. Fulton, portrayed by Mark L. Taylor

ex: that family has clout - Mr. Fulton to Troy Bolton

by numberonefultonfan August 11, 2021

Clout

A lady's reproductive organ, or Vagina

"These tories look like a right bunch of clouts"

by JeoGh0ul May 24, 2019

Clout

Not something you acquire, but merely something naturally gifted by the grace of god to the select few worthy enough

Pat used to have clout, now he neither possesses clout nor boonk-like qualities

by Boonkgangorgtfo October 31, 2017

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023