fighting dreamers

WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMINGS

"Wana listen to ok a naruto song -friend- sure! -10 seconds later- WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS

by URMUM SO FAt THANOS CLapED September 25, 2020

fighting dreamers

WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMINGS

"Wana listen to ok a naruto song -friend- sure! -10 seconds later- WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS

by URMUM SO FAt THANOS CLapED September 25, 2020

Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

Fighting with japan

Instead of saying you are on your period to make it more ear pleasing you’d say I’m fighting with Japan.
The Japan flag has a white back ground and a big red dot in the middle (which in this cause represents the period).

Nina- girllll you been real shady today
Steph- I know girl I’m fighting with japan
Nina- ohhh I know how it is

by @_.exhibitn September 21, 2021

Lightning McQueen Fast

Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.

Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

lightningbot

Lightningbot, also known as the fake company, loves to fake their statistics. They try to keep their bot count up with a great provider that earns money from Sayz Lim, known as Statix. Ben Paterson, the owner of Lightningbot, loves trains. He, unfortunately, can only afford to host his fake company on a $5 DigitalOcean droplet because he spent the rest on train tickets.

Lightningbot, the fake company, loves to violate the defamation law.

by BenPaterson December 12, 2021

fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022