Filho da Puta

British Thoroughbred bay champion racehorse foaled in 1812 whose name, "son of a bitch" in Portuguese, was given by the owner of the Haras where it was born soon after he found out his wife was cheating him.

Hey, today I'm gonna bet on this horse with a weird name, "Filho da Puta".

by GoodHombre September 20, 2023

King Filth

The act of making love to all a girl's orifices, leaving her mouth 'til last and eventually climaxing in her face.

That girl was King Filth last night, I hope she has floss!

by bareinthewoods April 18, 2010

Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.

Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!

by StuPedasso July 6, 2012

The Filtchening

An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.

The filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, I'm sure it was Matt...

by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017

Paradoxical Filth

The point in which a person become so filthy that the build up of dirt on their hair and body absorbs their grease, making them appear cleaner than before despite being more dirty.

"Hey, did Roadkill take a shower or something? His hair looks really clean."
"No, it's just paradoxical filth from rolling around in the dirt."

by The Emo Japanese Girl December 27, 2018

Hooded Fichner

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school

Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me

by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021

felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003