Ferret

In a failed attempt to censor the word "Pedo", iFunny created a new word for pedophiles, ferretphiles or ferrets.

"Ferretphiles are disgusting"

"Danny is a ferret? Nasty."

"Did you hear that our neighbor is a Ferretphile?"

by tobiistobi October 13, 2020

Ferret

the cutest, coolest, best animal evr

kid 1: hey have u seen my new pet its a ferret
kid 2: OMG ITS THE CUTEST COOLEST BEST ANIMAL EVER

by roxmick March 16, 2021

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

FERDERED

so faded that you cannot even pronounce the word faded... instead you say FERDERED

IM SO FERDERED >.<
mlahlahlahlhalhalha

by obwennsijsu May 20, 2007

Ferrets

A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.

Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

Ferrari

Popular North Eastern United States Independent Manager - Manages Marc Mandrake.

Ferrari is the greatest manager in New York State, if not the whole North East, if not the US, if not the world.

by Hall Monitor Suze May 6, 2005