Father Figure

If your looking up the definition for a father figure, most likely you dont have one

Nick: Bro everytime I come over here I never see your dad, where is he?
Rob: Hmm.. What?
Nick: Where is the nigga that nutted in your mom to create you aka your Father Figure?
Rob: Oh, he's just at work
Nick: Thats what you said the last 8 times I came over here
Rob: He's coming back i just dont know when
Nick: He's been gone for 15 years
Rob: HES COMING BACK *cries*

by Avatar Relief September 16, 2020

I Beg Your Father

See i beg your pardon

Originated by a slip of tongue.

Jason: Check out that dude man! He's so hot!
Shawn: I beg your father?

by PWNZORZ111 August 28, 2008

Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001

by Dave March 26, 2004

My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

by FuckOffHandOverHeadBoy October 15, 2018

fatherless

An adjective describing someone who is highly inconsiderate. This does NOT mean that people without fathers are jerks; it's just a word for someone who wasn't properly disciplined as a child.

Ben: Is Monday the start of the week, or is it Sunday?
Carl: What a stupid-ass question!
Sue: There's no such thing as a stupid question. Stop acting fatherless.

by B. Keene August 31, 2009

fathom

noun - a unit of length equal to six feet (approximately 1.8 m), chiefly used in reference to the depth of water.
verb - (1) understand (a difficult problem or an enigmatic person) after much thought. (2) measure the depth of (water).

"sonar says that we're in eighteen fathoms"
"he could scarcely fathom the idea that people actually lived in Las Vegas"
"an attempt to fathom the ocean"
"Charlotte tried to fathom her cat's expression"
"fathoming the ocean"

by j0rd4nkzf September 3, 2013

Fatherless

Someone who hates on people for there sexuality, race, or hobby’s and actively laughs at trans people committing suicide because they were bullied at school

Also can be described as someone who identifies as Dreamsexual(the YouTuber), or Fidgetsexual.

16 year old Jerk: Haha your gay why don’t you kys you fucking whore

Every normal person: this is why your fatherless

by SayingOwOiscursedashell October 17, 2021