hilliard florida

Hilliard, Florida is a town full of imbreds and hoes. Full of herpes, AIDS, and STDs. All the guys dicks are small. Truth.

Hilliard Florida: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL MY COUSINS TO THE YARD

by Your mom is a hoe,. December 7, 2018

Taking a trip to Florida

A code phrase for anal sex.

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"

by Daith September 21, 2013

Florida State University

FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.

John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......

by Steve-O11505 December 30, 2006

Florida

A small town in New York named solely to confuse the shit out of people. Similar to warwick in size, shape, and dullness.

Also, someone mildly important was born here.

Person 1: I live in Florida.
Person 2: Wow, lucky, I bet its so warm there
Person 1: No, its cold as fuck
Person 2 has been effectively confused.

by what the hell do i put here January 5, 2011

florida southern

Florida southern is a college in the middle of Florida. Located in Lakeland, the only reason you will attend this school is if you play a sport or if you are in Greek life. On the weekends you can drink alone in your apartment or go to the infamous kaus which is the only 18 and older bar. Basically this school leads to enormous amounts of regret and you'll wish you went to FSU instead. Go mocs!

You go to Florida southern? Isn't that a dry campus?

by Blackmagic777 January 12, 2016

florida orange

When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.

James: Damn did you see me tea bag that girl?
Rick: Hell ya she got that florida orange!

by Thomas Ricciardi February 5, 2008

florida

(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing white trash to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.

When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.

by Anthony Buonaiuto May 20, 2008