Fail Mail

This is not a new term, but a new use for an existing one.

Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.

John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.

by Airman Spiff July 13, 2012

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turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 01, 2007

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Voda-Fail

1) The proper name for a particular mobile service provider

2) Description of a your mobile phone service. Voda-failed and Voda-Failing may be used.

1 - "Fucking Voda-Fail!"

2 - "Sorry man, never got your messages. Pretty sure my phones been getting some epic voda-fail again."

by ZenGooma April 20, 2011

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Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

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javi fail

A fail that involves a knife. (Usually used in a Call of Duty game.) Comes from a infamous Call of Duty player "General_Ike93" who always fails (badly) at knifes.

Person #1: How the f*ck did he miss my knife!

Person #2: Javi Fail!!

by k3r1c July 30, 2011

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