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functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.
by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016
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funnel cloud

When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.
John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .
by muntx February 4, 2017
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He is just a funnekotter.
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functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.
Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.
by jst_money March 6, 2017
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funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.
I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.
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Funiture

Funiture is furniture that is fun
dang man that's some Funiture
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Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”
by assstrroo October 5, 2018
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