falseatizing

Falsely advertising; usually a physical feature or a appearance.

Look at that bitch in the Wonderbra. Her tits ain't that big. She's falseatizing them things.

by ceceschmee October 14, 2005

Falselyz

Completely and totally NOT true.

Um.. excuse me, that statement is totally falselyz dude.

by Seduced September 30, 2007

false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

falsicles

Breast implants, often noteworthy for the perfect curve of the cleavage and resistance to gravitational influence

Falsicles are often so obvious that little is left to the imagination

by duh doc duh February 24, 2010

False off

The strange phenomenon resulting from two people who do not like each other but have mutual friends being forced to be in the same room. As neither person want to cause a fraction with in the group both try to keep the piece, however rather than just being civil with one an other they become overly nice and complimentary.

Amy: Oh my god I absolutely love your new shoes.
Sarah: Really? Thank you, I love your dress!

Behind the others back

Sarah: That dress makes her look like a pregnant care bear. F**king Bitch!
Amy: Oh my god did you see her shoes she looks like a street walker. Slut!

Lauren: Sarah and Amy are haveing false off again, what do we do
Hannah: Oh just leave them to it hopefully they'll scratch eachothers eyes out and I wont have to hear them bitch anymore.

by madgie August 13, 2010

Falseism

Statement that proves to be false at a later date. An incorrect fact. Usually known by the providing person to be incorrect but given as to allude the recipiants phone calls, text messages or emails.

You gave that guy a totally fake phone number!

Yeah but he doesn't know it is a falseism!

by MMFord January 10, 2012