Fload

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

by Cloaca November 11, 2006

floob

1. noun:
A person who acts silly or does silly things.

(also adjective - floobish)

2. verb:
"Floob around": To muck around.

1. He's wearing his underpants over his pants - what a floob!

2. Stop floobing around and help unpack these bags!

by Jubbers January 21, 2007

Floods

"High Waters" Short pants or long shorts...

Too short for pants and too long for shorts

Stephie: Your pants are finally floods
Harley: What are floods
Jeremiah(Jamma): Short pants, "high water"

by Benjamin P February 25, 2008

Floods

A style of pants, worn only by the female gender and kids who had mothers that dressed them funny when they were kids.

I feel so bad for this guy I work with. His mom used to dress him in floods and he actually thinks they are dude's pants. I know a guy who should sell him his girl bike.

by JohnnyTTTT March 23, 2010

Floob

When you and your friend hold down a little boy and release an unexcpected fart in his face.

Dude, lets go floob on Chandler.

Hold him down, I'm about to floob on him.

It was so fun floobing on him.

by Word Masta Tella Sir March 14, 2010

Flooding

When someone has high end/high fashion style and or accessories

“Got VVS on my chain. My neck be Flooding”

*plays drip to hard by lil baby*

by TravyN February 12, 2019

Flond

To sexually stroke someone in a loving manor.

"I hope you flonded her"

by Mark and Anne February 25, 2008