President Fight

The act of drawing a US president on someones arse, letting them draw one on yours, then rubbing your arses together as if the two were fighting.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susie do last night?
Guy 2: oh we decided to take it slow so we just had a few President Fights, i was Richard Nixon :D
Guy 3: Nice

by 44th President October 1, 2009

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pie fight

Intrablog squabble, similar to the circular firing squad. Originated on leading progressive blog over the Gilligan's Island advertisement featuring hot girls having a pie fight.

When the blog commenter requested that the Gilligan's Island ad be removed, a pie fight ensued.

by otto_ June 17, 2007

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fight crime

A common misinterpretation of the everyday activities of a police officer. Something cops claim they do but tend to fuck off on and chase speeding cars because it's easier.

Pigs are commonly disrespected because they tend to stray away from their line of duty, which is to fight crime, and just love to ruin your day with an unwarranted fine.

by qwerty keyboard August 4, 2007

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dawg fighting

the act of fighting someone else by gripping them by the toes and barking

we should start dawg fighting right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 13, 2022

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Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

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The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

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