ex-con

1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked

Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting

by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022

ex-whore

a person who was formally known as a whore but changed their ways. no longer sleeps with everyone

she’s not an ex-whore she try’s to sleep with every guy in our class!

by daddycolbear April 07, 2021

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 03, 2016

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 February 28, 2014

S-EX

Pronounced es-X The sex you have with an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend after you have broken up with them.

I saw my ex girlfreind lana at the bar last night. We talked for a while, and old feelings started to come back. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, we were on my bedroom floor having S-EX!

by Brittany T April 25, 2008

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 03, 2006

vaginasaurus ex

An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World

I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.

by J Zee July 24, 2009