A Reverse Erection

You’re probably a girl or a gay guy if you have this

Dude, Tommy over there has a reverse erection

by FriedFries January 26, 2019

Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 29, 2022

infinite erection

When you watch hentai

Infinite erection boooooooiiiiiiiiii

by Random historian October 19, 2021

Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by May 26, 2023

Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 07, 2019