Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 24, 2016

Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.

She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability

by MOEGMOEMONEY October 08, 2019

Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.

I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.

by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023

erective class

when the dick is fire from a man for a woman and you should get a credit card from her for it.

The erective class was part of the couple’s plans for marriage.

by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021

Res-erection

An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.

"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."

by A Non-Emus March 20, 2018

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek January 05, 2016