Eli Wiscarson

Trombone king. Secret ruler. Everyones favourite. VIRTUAL KIDS! tall and for what? Can actually drive. Was the swaggiest person at homecoming when he was in 8th grade

Eli Wiscarson is an angel ahaha

by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021

ELI🇺🇸

Explain like I'm an American.

Used when you want someone to explain something considering all of the cultural context, linguistic differnces, and typical knowledge-gaps of an American.

François: The turn in in about a kilometer.
Bob: ELI🇺🇸

François: The turn in in about 0.62 miles.

by midwest-is-the-best June 7, 2021

Skylar Ely

literally the best theatre teacher ever

Person A: Did you ask Skylar Ely?
Person B: Yes, he fixed everything

by lights man March 3, 2022

Eli F.

Crazy person who can be serious when he needs to. A really caring friend who is also a MEME OBSESSED PERSON! But-Hey. That is our Eli!

You seem like Eli F. ...
Crazy with memes. Sigh...

by Mr. Bunny Slicer who is Brazil January 20, 2019

eli's trick

when a gay man blindfolds a heterosexual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a blowjob, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a blow job.

man, i was pissed when gay johnny pulled an eli's trick on me last night

by brad March 21, 2004

Eli U

Biggest cock sucker in history. The fakest bitch you will ever meet.

Fuck Eli Unruh

by AHSDogs December 19, 2019

Eli Choke

When you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.

Will could of had any girl he wanted and then Jada came and he fell victim to the Eli choke.

by B. Will-O November 10, 2004