Dillon

A name for someone who is usually short and fat. He watches hentai with his free time and wanks plentifully

Try not to name your son Dillon.

by GeraldWade January 27, 2019

Dillon

A man with exceptionally low standards. He will bone anyone and anything that you put in front of him, with little to no disregard for himself or others. He almost certainly has herpes and has no Raad.

girl: "I'm super horny but also incredibly ugly."
Raad:" That is correct, I wouldn't fuck you, but I'm sure Dillon would."

Dillon:"does, she have a vagina? I'm kidding, it doesn't matter! here's my address: 44 School St, New Germany, NS B0R 1E0, Canada"

by miquib October 15, 2019

austin dillon

The driver of the number 3 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series.

Austin Dillon won the Coke 600 a few days ago.

by That Lego on the floor May 30, 2017

Dillon

A specific type of towel, used in predominantly Polish neighborhoods.

"I don't understand. I was told there would be a dillon here for me to wipe my face with, but instead, there is not a dillon. By dillon I mean towel."

by Carson Roblerts April 22, 2009

Dilloned

the act of throwing a newborn puppy into a microwave, then laughing while it explodes

guy 1: dude i dilloned my puppies last night
guy 2: awesome dude, lets kill ourselves

by mr. bojangles dick April 27, 2009

dillion

A joint or marijuana cigarette.

Let's roll a dillion before class.
Fuck it, let's go smoke a dillion.

by Dankyweed April 11, 2006

dilldingus

The dilldingus (pl. dilldingi) is whatever you need it to be. Is it a naughty bit? Sure. A dumb person? Why not. Perhaps you need a word to describe a new clothing line—try dilldingus. This is a new, happening word that is just catching on.

"I asked that guy to show me his dilldingus; he punched me."
"Whatta dilldingus. You are so dumb."
"Your look is completely dilldingus."

by Joe Discount November 20, 2007