punk ass dildo

I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo

Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo

by Xvgdh June 19, 2017

Adult toy/Dildo

Something you just spent all of your money on to cover your friends with while there sleeping

I bought a adult toy/dildo

by Minecraftpro#diamnods666 April 11, 2019

Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.

Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019

between the crematorium and the dildo shop

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

by lena danvers November 11, 2020

dildack

a male dildo; masturbation sleeve; fleshlight.

"oh man my new dildack feels just like a real pussy!!"

by Mudkipps February 2, 2008

Dildoy

a dildo that is attached to a large air filled ball that you sit and bounce on in order to gain pleasure (much like the bouncy balls with the handles on it that you used to play on when you were a kid). also known as a bounce-and-squirt, chingachong, and a dirtyrider.

Hey zak, i think im gonna buy my girl a dildoy for christmas. I heard their making them with another attachment so you can ride two at once! :D

by sicknastyB June 21, 2009

Dildo-ass

The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.

1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."

2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."

by John McJohnston November 6, 2010