Moby Dicked

when you are making out with someone and they pretty much eat your entire face.

"I wasn't making out with him, I was Moby Dicked."
"Ouch, your face must of hurt."
"Yeah, there were bite marks involved."

by Gangstuhhhhh April 27, 2007

dickles

nickels that are worth 10 cents

i thought that i gave you a dickel not a nickel.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

dicked down

Usually used by men in the work field to describe a woman who has too many issues, might seem menopausal and needs to be sexually satisfied. This is most often the answer according to men.

Man: That bitch has some problems. She keeps fucking up our schedule!

Other Man: Ya, that bitch needs to be dicked down.

by Mfkr June 13, 2016

dicklet

Piglet's dick.

omg if you pause the Winnie the Pooh video at 17:23 YOU CAN SEE THE DICKLET!!!

by Amy Leeee April 28, 2009

Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.

Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.

by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011

Dickless Halfwit Asshole

A Dickless Halfwit Asshole is someone thinks that the perpetuation of anti-semitic stereotypes and anti-semitism itself is more acceptable than other forms of racism. An example would be someone who reads the definition for "Jewed" on this website and thinks it is funny or acceptable. For all the Dickless Halfwit Assholes reading this, let me tell you, it is not, and this behavior will ruin many of your relationships and professional aspirations in life (unless you are trying to become a professional Nazi). If you as a reader condone anti-semitism, then you yourself are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and you need to educate your ignorant and degenerate burden-on-society of a self before you cause any more harm. This definition is brought to you by a proud black man supportive of our Jewish allies in the fight to end racism

Note to the people who manage this website: If you do not let this definition get posted then you MUST at least censor objectively racist and harmful definitions more carefully. They are not funny and do benefit anyone. Prove to the world that we can become better than we are, and that you can become better than you have been in your borderline racist management of this website.

1. Man, don't use the word "Jewed", you Dickless Halfwit Asshole.

2. If you think that anti-Israel sentiments are so different from anti-semitic sentiments, then you are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and need to educate yourself. (Saying "I'm anti-Israel, not anti-Semitic" is like responding to the Black Lives Matter movement with the rebuttal that "All lives matter". If you do not understand why this is so, then please educate yourself)

by EndRacismNow June 14, 2020

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011