derner

A person who likes to gab a lot and get horrendously drunk and vandalise random road signs.

'Oh my God!! he is such a derner

by blinx November 27, 2005

black and decker

to have a small penis i.e. pecker

god lord, you do have a black and decker don't you

by saxyboy January 15, 2004

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

decker

A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".

Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!

by dont be that kid January 20, 2009

Double Decker

n. An act involving two people pooping at once whereby the first person sits on the toilet seat and the second straddles the bowl while sitting on the first person's lap.

In order so save water, we did a double decker.

by Matty Scat August 13, 2006

deskercise

A short, vigorous, unstructured workout performed to the beat of uptempo, energetic music. Usually done while seated at one's desk.Designed to give cubicle dwellers and other desk jockeys a quick sanity break and a chance to recharge their minds.

Dude1: I'm so stressed over this 3rd quarter strategic D9xc logistic analysis project.
Dude2: You need a deskercise break. Check out this P-Funk jam. Just don't fall our of your chair.

by SerennaT April 22, 2011

Double Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Double Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Young&Restless February 27, 2022