Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke
Known sufferers: Luke
Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"
DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"
DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"
by Daemonius :] July 25, 2008
A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome
by 4sk!n December 15, 2009
Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
by Dr. Doctor M.D. August 23, 2008
by rich January 26, 2005
1)
<Paris> Don't tell your girlfreind we slept together.
<Me> What do you mean don't tell my girlfriend I cheated on her?
<Me> She'll find out when I give her Gonorrea!
<Paris> That's hot!
2) Boy George really made dove's cry... Giving them all those sex diseases...
<Paris> Don't tell your girlfreind we slept together.
<Me> What do you mean don't tell my girlfriend I cheated on her?
<Me> She'll find out when I give her Gonorrea!
<Paris> That's hot!
2) Boy George really made dove's cry... Giving them all those sex diseases...
by Liberal Wacko April 30, 2006
Every sexual disease known to man, including the unknown. Orginated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr, refusing to use protection.
Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"
Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."
Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"
Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."
Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"
by Becbec December 22, 2016