keen cyclist

Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.

The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.

"As a keen cyclist myself I disagree. It’s important cyclists know how to share road with drivers."

by Not a keen cyclist August 12, 2021

nuisance of cyclists

A group of three or more cyclists gathering or travelling on a public road.

As used when describing a "Flock of birds", "School of fish", etc

He was late for work as he encountered a "Nuisance of cyclists" blocking the road.

by LadyQ7 January 30, 2012

cycles

Available time. Used in project management context.

Marketing wants to add a new feature and engineering pushed back claiming they don't have the cycles.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

Cyclops

When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.

"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".

by sexinahat April 11, 2009

Cycling tan

A tanning of the skin appearing on the neck, arms and legs of an avid cyclist. Similar to a farmers tan with some distinguishing features, caused by wearing tight fitting clothing and other cycling accessories while out riding in the sun for extended periods of time.

Tan lines on the upper arm and wrist are caused by short sleeve jersey and gloves. The body hugging Lycra shorts of roadies and XC jey boys helps to give a distinguished tan line on the lower thigh. Helmet straps and sunglasses can cause white patches on the face and jaw.

Check out that dudes cycling tan, has he been in training for the tour?

by tenners June 1, 2009

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018

white eyed cyclops

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.

Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007