columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

cumbear

A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.

1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.

by roscostacks May 30, 2007

Cumburn

When a man ejaculates so many times he gets a work out burn, but within his cock.

Yo man I had so much sex last night i got cumburn today.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 22, 2008

cumbed

The bed you masterbate into when staying solo in a double bed hotel room. The bed itself is used as a cum rag, and no clean up is necessary.

"Make sure to use the less comfortable of the two beds as your cumbed, because afterall, you won't be in it for too long."

by kangytea January 2, 2017

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Cumbria

A really shit county in the North West of the UK, filled with sheep, hills and a lot of chav's.

Sheep + Hills + Isolation = Cumbria

by JJJJJJB March 30, 2009

Cuber

A person who likes to play games on the Nintendo Gamecube.

Putting cubes up someone's cunt is NOT what 'cubing' means!

by Random person November 17, 2004