Shit Sack Slapped. Otherwise known as being hit somewhere on your person, by a bag, filled with fecal matter.
by newshoesarered April 4, 2007

1) Ew, look at that nerd. I bet he pwns at video games.
Naw meng, he's a noob cube.
2) Haha, I have a Xbox, you are stuck with your noob cube.
3) You just got pwned in the a noob cube!
Naw meng, he's a noob cube.
2) Haha, I have a Xbox, you are stuck with your noob cube.
3) You just got pwned in the a noob cube!
by AnGdyDrew March 29, 2005

A cube with 6 sides and each side has its own fiddle gadget let me name all the sides.... xbox trigger, buttons, joystick, rolling gears, soothing rub and .... JOHN CENA !!!!!!
by Jkgfjf February 22, 2017

A system that had potential but failed due to not including DVD playback, Using mini dvds, and not fully supporting online play, having games mostly aimed for kids (pre-teens and below), and no direct sequel to Super Mario 64. Also the controller was too small, further proof of its true target aduience (kids)
by A Gorilla September 8, 2008

by ICBedthatJVB January 23, 2009

A newbie that symbolically reflects a simplified Rubix Cube. Noobix Cubes are square in their thought process and slowly adapt to their environments, always thinking inside the box.
Think twice you noobix cube!
by mammal December 11, 2003

when a man or women cuts a cube of flesh out of their sexual partners stomach and takes a shit inside. in most cases this results in death.
stoner one: "wow, man. i heard jimmy died."
stoner two: "i know man. he's an idiot to think he could survived a cube dump."
stoner two: "i know man. he's an idiot to think he could survived a cube dump."
by michelle micorgram March 3, 2009
