karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

by Cinzi May 1, 2008

chocolate covered raisin

The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.

This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.

Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.

When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.

by cufflinktimejohnny September 9, 2011

coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005

covert imperialism

covert: hidden not there
imperialism: empire-like
therefore= a country that acts as though it is a republic or other socially accepted government, but acts and is an empire with colonies and an emperor like leader

America is a covert imperialism

by true_patriot May 3, 2004

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005

easy breezy beautiful cover girl

A term used to describe something that is facile, effortless, and painless.

Tomorrow's test is going to be easy breezy beautiful cover girl.

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

chocolate covered donut

the act of performing anal sex, then inserting your cock into your partners mouth while they preceed to smile like a donut...leaving a chocolate ring around their mouth.

In leiux of harsh punishment for the mistakes she made, I glazed her with a chocolate covered donut.

by Pimp Hand July 16, 2006