chaveratti

A corruption of glitteratti, meaning the hoi poloi or high society. In this case it's the complete antithesis. The celebrity chav and their associates.

Usually used in association with rich and successful, by their own standards, chavs. EG. lower league footballers and the women who try to sleep with them or reality TV idiots. The chaveratti were out in force last night at Ritzys nightclub in Romford.

by photoboy April 21, 2009

Craterin'

A synonym for the word "crackin'", but only used when on the moon or describing how dope the moon is.

"The moon is pretty damn crackin', too."
"it's actually craterin', but whatevs"

by Maaaaark May 20, 2009

crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.

"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."

by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010

chaverdtard

A Nerdy retarded chav

" Bill is such a chaverdtard"

by billybob7868 May 9, 2010

Craterpenis

A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

When it's time to become a nun.

John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.

by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010

cavernun

A Nun that lives in a Cave.

Hey mom, guess what I just used on scrabble?" "What?" "Cavernun

by cavernun January 17, 2011

cratered

Very, very, very, shwasted.

Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.

by Mix Club May 20, 2011