cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"
"want pubes like beyonce? use the new bedazzled cooter comb to fancify your pubic area."

by matilder January 25, 2007

cooter curtains

The lacy underwear worn by women.

Womens underwear, Panties, sexy undergarment.
Those are some sexy cooter curtains you have on.

by speedklz July 3, 2010

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Cooterslap

This is what it's called when you give a Tapper to a girl.

Jessy gave Meg a hard cooterslap, and the sound echoed!

by Zabgolla April 26, 2006

Cooter Looter

n. A person who steals a woman's virginity.

Man, all you go for are virgins. What a cooter looter.

by imnotsure101 December 29, 2008

cooter

1. A woman's genitals.

2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible.
Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC

3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank!"

2. "Who won the cooter races this year?"
"I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter!"

3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri"
"No"

by Jamie! November 28, 2007